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Hurry Up and Wait – Or Whatever Tee

€22.42

Military mindset. Sloth energy. Maximum sarcasm.

This shirt perfectly captures the eternal paradox of “move fast and then... stand by forever.” Featuring a laid-back sloth cruising on a tricycle with the phrase “Hurry Up and Wait – Or Whatever,” this tee is a hilarious nod to anyone who's ever survived military life, government processes, or just painfully slow mornings.

Product Features:

  • 😎 Soft, breathable cotton blend – built for chill

  • 🎨 Bold, playful graphic with vintage vibes

  • 🧵 Unisex fit – relaxed, comfy, and just ironic enough

  • 🪖 Ideal for veterans, service members, and civilian life survivors

Fabric: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers may include poly)
Sizes: S–4XL
Color Options: Black, olive, navy, military green, and more

💬 For the warriors who wait — in style.

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More details

  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Hurry Up and Wait – Or Whatever Tee Size Guide

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Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
26.62
18.25
16.25
M
28
20.25
17.75
L
29.37
22
19
XL
30.75
24
20 1/2
2XL
31.62
26
21.75
3XL
32 1/2
27.75
23.25
4XL
33 1/2
29.75
24.63

Dimensions are supplied by the manufacturers. Variations in product dimensions may occur and could be up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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A Length

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B Width

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C Sleeve length

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